Celebrating milestones
Most people have a tradition of celebrating milestones, the most common of which are probably the Birthday, the Wedding Anniversary and England’s sole 1966 world cup win.
However, milestones can vary from the lame “Hey it’s the weekend again, let’s celebrate with moderate amounts of alcohol and respectable behaviour” to something hard won, such as scaling Mount Everest. (…or even not scaling Everest, as these two people eventually took “acclaim” for. *click me*).
Today, Dinamica Ballet are celebrating a milestone. It’s a momentous occasion that puts the two billionth copy of the Angry Birds apps in the shade. Just in case this article’s headline is a little too ambiguous for you, let me explain it in a long winded roundabout kind of way to make things clearer.
Since we recently launched our online shop, we’ve seen a steady increase in our sales of ballet barres. And damn, why wouldn’t we? We’ve been offering an easy and convenient way for people to purchase our equipment, including free shipping to most countries within Europe… and even the UK! (That was a Brexit joke by the way).
I’ve been eagerly awaiting this moment for the past week and now I’m ecstatic to the point of dribbling down the front of my shirt as I type this, because….
Ladies and Gentlemen, we’ve now sold our 100th barre online!!!!!
And boy are we celebrating! I’ve just thrown in “Dreams” by Fleetwood Mac on the CD player and the boss has let us turn the volume up to the second notch… oh wait a minute…. he’s just asked me to turn it off… Anyway, when it comes to partying, the Dinamica Ballet crew know how to do the aforementioned thing in a manner which most of you would label as “crazy”. I’ll get the first round in!
(*WARNING! Always drink in moderation. Too much bottled water can cause dizziness*)
It’s all thanks to you, our precious clients, who trust in Dinamica Ballet to provide high quality ballet barres and I’m certain it won’t be long before I’m back here writing about our 1000th online sale with a series of perplexing comments and random photos. Do you know why? I’ll tell you why:
The entire range of Dinamica Ballet portable barres are now available online
It’s no longer just the PRIMA and ISA, we’ve now got the MAURICE and PINA on there as well. So I think I’m going to need to top up the fridge soon with more bottles of Evian!